110 Seriously Funny Winter Jokes for Kids & Little Ones

Get ready for a frosty frolic with our top winter jokes for kids! As the chilly vibes set in and snowmen start popping up, we’ve rounded up the absolute best jokes to add some giggles to your winter days. Whether your little ones are snowball warriors or cozy bookworms by the fire, these jokes are the perfect pick-me-up.

Winter’s all about creating memories. So, let’s ditch the winter blues together! Our belly-laugh-inducing jokes are here to turn frowns upside down, whether you’re snowed in or need some indoor fun for your little ones. From knock-knock classics to toddler-friendly giggles and corny dad jokes, we’ve covered your winter humor straight through to spring!

Why was the snowman looking through the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!

Seriously funny winter jokes for kids & little ones

How to spread joy with these winter jokes for kids

Whether you’re a parent, teacher, or anyone with a penchant for spreading winter cheer, these winter jokes for kids are your secret weapon to turn the coldest days into a memorable day of laughter and joy.

Let’s explore practical ways to infuse the season with giggles, making winter not just chilly but downright cheerful.

Practical uses for winter jokes for kids:

  • Holiday countdown calendars
  • Kids parties
  • Winter themed decorations
  • Entertaining little ones
  • Lunchbox surprise notes
  • Bedtime laughter
  • Classroom icebreakers (for teachers)
  • Snow day fun
  • Craft and art projects
  • Winter campfire fun
  • Road trip entertainment

Food-related winter jokes perfect for kids’ lunches

What’s a snowman’s favorite food?

Did you hear about the rude snowman?
He didn’t carrot all!

How do you decorate a cake for a snowman?
With lots of icing!

What do you call an old snowman?

What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?
Iced tea!

What food do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf?
A brrrr-grrr!

What is a snowman’s favorite snack?
Ice Krispy treats!

What is a snowman’s favorite dessert? 
Ice cream!

What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty!

What does a barbershop serve in the winter?
Cold cuts!

What’s Santa’s favorite candy?
Jolly ranchers!

What do you call a dog that’s been left out in the snow?
A chilli-dog!

Where do snowmen learn about ice cream? 
In sundae school!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!

Punny penguin jokes for kids

What kind of fish do penguins catch at night?

Where do penguins go to the movies? 
At the DIVE-in!

Why don’t you ever see a penguin in the U.K.?
Because they’re afraid of Wales!

What do you call a penguin that steals baby octopuses? 
A SQUIDnapper!

What’s a penguin’s favorite relative?
Aunt Arctica!

Why did the penguin bring a shovel to the igloo?
It wanted to break the ice!

Funny Frosty the Snowman jokes for kids

Why does everyone love Frosty the snowman?
Because he’s cool!

What was Frosty the Snowman’s career? 
He was in snow business!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man!

What does Frosty’s mom put on her face at night?
Cold cream!

What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce!

Who were Frosty’s parents?
Mom and pop-sicle!

Silly snowman jokes

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
“Can you smell carrot?”

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Why was the snowman looking through the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!

​​What is a snowman’s favorite game?
Ice spy!

Did you hear about the snowman spy? 
He has a license to chill!

What do you call a snowman who plays piano?
Meltin’ John!

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because Frost bites!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!

What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!

Why did the snowman turn yellow?
Ask the dog!

What is it called when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder!

What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!

What do you call a snowman without a carrot?
Nobody nose!

What do you call a snowman on Rollerblades?
A snowmobile!

What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?
A meltdown!

What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
“Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!”

What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing?

Why did the snowman call his friend on the phone?
Because he wanted to “sleigh” it with good conversation!

What’s a snowman’s favorite game?
Freeze tag!

What did one snowman say to the other about the blizzard?
“Icy you survived the storm!”

What do snowmen call their kids?

How do snowmen get around?

By riding an “icicle”!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!

How do snowmen greet each other?
“Ice to meet you!”

Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow-ball!

Where do snowmen put their money?

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

What do snowmen win at the Olympics?
Cold medals!

How do snowmen pay their bills?
With cold hard cash!

What do snowmen do when the weather’s too hot for scarves and hats?
They change into puddles!

What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chill out!

​​How do snowmen read their texts?
With an icy stare!

Why are snowmen so good at solving mysteries?
Because they always have a “cool” head!

Festive funnies to get into the spirit

Where does Santa get the weather report?
From the winternet!

What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer? 

What do elves post on social media?

Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
They always drop their needles!

What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with snow angels!

What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!

What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?

What do you call a photo of the North Pole? 
A “polar-oid”!

What was the polar bear doing at the North Pole?
He was chill-ing!

Why do mummies like holiday gifts?
Because of the wrapping!

If your reindeer lost his tail, where would you go to buy him a new one?
A re-tail store!

Snowy silliness for kids

What did the snowflake say to the fallen leaf?
You’re so last season!

Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather…
It’s snow joke!

What’s the best part of school during the winter?
Snow and tell!

How do you build a snow fort?
You igloo it!

Why did the girl keep her trumpet in the snow?
She liked playing cool jazz!

Why don’t mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snowcaps!

What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!

What did one snowflake say to the other?
You’re one of a kind!

Did you hear about the kid who was hit in the head with a snowball?
It knocked him out cold!

What bites but doesn’t have teeth?

What did the icy road say to the car?
Want to go for a spin?

What happens when you’re alone in the water and get too cold?
You’re totally ice-olated!

What can you catch in the winter, even with your eyes closed?
A cold!

Arctic animal antics for little ones

How do polar bears make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow!

Which side of a polar bear has the most fur?
The outside!

What do you call 10 Arctic hares hopping backward through the snow together?
A receding hare line!

​​What kind of math do snowy owls like?

When is a polar bear not a polar bear?
When it’s in a grizzly mood!

Why did the bear keep getting fired?
He always disappeared in the winter!

Witty winter chuckles for kids

How did the snowglobe feel after the storm?
A little shaken!

How does a yeti tell the time?
With a sasq-watch!

What do superheroes put in their drinks?

What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
“You hang around while I go on a-head!”

What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck!

What do you call a ghost in the winter?

Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?
They’re both below C level!

What did the tree say after a long winter?
“What a re-leaf!”

Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot—you can catch cold pretty easily!

Why did Princess Elsa fall off her sled?
She let it go!

How do you get a snow monster to go away?
Get into a heated argument!

Winter knock-knock jokes for little ones

Knock, knock! Who’s there?
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold outside!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow who?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Snow who?
Snow use asking, I forgot my name again!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Emma who?
Emma feeling bit cold out here – let me in!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys who?
Gladys winter. What about you?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the snow and make a snowman!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda who?
Wanda if I can go ice skating with you?

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