Fall Jokes for Kids: 50+ Funny Jokes About Autumn (+ FREE PRINTABLES!)


It’s almost that time of year again – the enchanting season of fall. For parents looking to sprinkle a little extra laughter into their children’s fall activities, we’ve compiled a list of silly and funny fall jokes for kids that’ll have everyone grinning from ear to ear!

Making memories with your children is about more than just activities; they are about sharing moments of laughter, joy, and creativity. And what better way to do that than with a collection of rib-tickling jokes that celebrate the season of crisp leaves, pumpkin carving, hot chocolate, and ultimate coziness?

The magic of fall is already heartwarming, but adding a dash of humor just takes it to the next level. Whether you’re adding notes to your kids’ lunch box or adding some fun to some cozy indoor fall activities, these fall jokes for kids are the perfect way to add extra fun and celebrate the season! 

Here are some fun puns, one-liners, and funny fall jokes for kids that you can use to turn ordinary moments into extraordinary ones with your kids.

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Best fall jokes for kids

  • Why did the apple pie go to the dentist?
    Because it needed a filling! 
  • What did one autumn leaf say to another?
    “I’m falling for you!”
  • Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!
  • What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
    Straw-berries!
  • Why did the apple go to the doctor?
    Because it wasn’t peeling well!
  • How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
    With a pumpkin patch!
  • What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
    Squash!
  • Why did the apple turn red in the fall?
    Because it saw the salad dressing!
  • Why did the scarecrow become a comedian?
    Because he had a lot of “corny” jokes!
  • What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
    A little chili! 
  • How do trees get on the internet?
    They just log on!
  • What do the trees say when they start getting their leaves back in spring?
    What a re-leaf!
  • Why did the apple pie cross the road?
    It saw a fork up ahead!
  • What is the cutest of all seasons?
    Awwwtumn!
  • What do leaves do when their friends fall?
    They turn over a new leaf!
  • Why do trees hate tests so much?
    Because they’re easily stumped!
  • What happens when winter arrives?
    Autumn leaves!
  • What’s a tree’s least favorite month?
    Sep-timber!
  • What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s diameter to its circumference?
    Pumpkin Pi!
  • What do you call a very large pile of leaves?
    The Great Barrier Leaf!
  • What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
    Root beer!
  • What is it called when a tree doesn’t think it’s autumn?
    Disbe-leaf!
  • What kind of vest do you wear in the fall?
    A Har-vest!

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  • What’s the best thing to put in your pumpkin pie?
    Your teeth!
  • What did the oak tree say when fall came?
    Leaf me alone!
  • Who helps the pumpkins cross the road?
    The crossing gourd!
  • Why are trees so easy-going?
    Because every fall, they let loose!
  • Who won the skeleton beauty contest last night?
    No body!
  • What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
    A half of a worm!
  • Why did the apple pie cry?
    Because its peelings were hurt!
  • Why is Dracula so easy to fool?
    Because he is a sucker!
  • Why does Humpty Dumpty love camping in the fall?
    Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
  • What did summer say to spring?
    Help! I’m going to fall!
  • How do leaves travel from town to town?
    With autumn-mobiles!
  • What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving?
    Good-pie everyone!
  • Why didn’t the boy choose the apple over the pear?
    He liked the apple butter!
  • What do you call an athletic pumpkin?
    A jock o’ lantern!
  • What do you call an overweight pumpkin?
    A Plumpkin!

Fall jokes for kids continues…

Kids playing in autumn leaves laughing
  • Why did the apple tree want to be a math teacher?
    It wanted to show its “core” principles!
  • Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall?
    They were autumn-mated! 
  • Why do so many people say fall is their favorite season?
    Because it’s so gourd-geous!
  • How are you supposed to talk in the library?
    With your in-cider voice!
  • What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?
    A life gourd!
  • Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield?
    Because the corn has ears!
  • Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
    Because it’s too far to walk!
  • What has ears but can’t hear a thing?
    A cornfield!
  • What kind of coat goes on wet?
    A coat of paint!
  • When is an apple grouchy?
    When it’s a crab apple!
  • What runs around a yard but doesn’t move?
    A fence!
  • What kind of apple isn’t an apple?
    A pineapple!

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Fall jokes for toddlers

Funny knock-knock fall jokes for kids 

  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Felix
    Felix who?
    Felix-cited about Halloween and Thanksgiving?
  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Water
    Water who?
    Water you going to be for Halloween?
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Willie
    Willie who?
    Willie carve a funny face in his pumpkin?
  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Iva
    Iva who?
    Iva gotta bunch of leaves that need raking!
  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Owls
    Owls who?
    Yes, they do!

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Best fall riddles for kids

  • What can you see in fall, but not in spring, summer, or winter?
    The word ‘all’!
  • In what place does January come after February and December comes before September?
    The dictionary! 
  • If there are three apples and you took away two, how many apples do you have?
    Two because you took the two apples!
  • I’m tall when I am young, I’m short when I am old,
    and every Halloween, I stand up inside a Jack-o-lantern.
    What am I?

    A candle!
  • I have a hard shell and I fall from a tree,
    In pies and roasted seeds, I’m tasty as can be.

    What am I?
    A pumpkin!
  • I’m round and orange, with a toothy grin,
    On porches and steps, I welcome you in.

    What am I?
    A jack-o’-lantern!
  • I’m long and slender, my colors so bright,
    I rustle in the wind, a beautiful sight.
    What am I?
    A leaf!
  • I’m a tall and spooky figure that’s not alive,
    In cornfields and yards, I seem to thrive.
    What am I?
    A scarecrow!
  • I’m sweet and sticky, on a stick I’m found,
    I’m roasted over fires, a tasty treat all around.
    What am I?
    A marshmallow!
  • I’m harvested and piled, a big golden stack,
    I’m food for the season, a nutritious snack.
    What am I?
    Hay!
Hilarious fall jokes for kids of all ages

Best fall puns and sayings for kids

  • My gourd, autumn is so fall of herself!
  • From the b-autumn of my heart
  • Be-leaf in yourself!
  • Never leaf me!
  • The weather is unbe-leaf-able!
  • Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, and I sure hope you do too!
  • Hold onto your nuts; fall is here!
  • I be-leaf in you!
  • The most gourd-geous season of them all!
  • Life is gourd!
  • Hello, gourdgeous!
  • I’m so corn-fused!
  • I’m turning over a new leaf this autumn!
  • FALLing for you!
  • I’m a pun-king!
  • Piece out!
  • I like you a latte!
  • I only have pies for you!
  • Your looking boo-tiful!
  • Gourd big or Gourd home!
  • You’re the apple of my eye and the pumpkin to my pie!
  • I’m totally acorn-y person!
  • This season, I’m all about that ‘autumn-tude’!
  • When it comes to seasons, fall is the ‘a-peel’-ing one!
  • When life gives you pumpkins, make pie!

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Ways to use fall jokes for kids

Think back to your own childhood – chances are, some of your fondest memories involve shared laughter with your family. Humor has an uncanny ability to bring people closer together, and it’s no different when it comes to parenting. When you and your little ones giggle at a clever joke or share a hearty laugh over a silly situation, those moments become threads that weave the fabric of strong, unbreakable family bonds. 

Here are some creative and fun ways to use fall jokes for kids:

Joke-inspired crafts

Incorporate jokes into craft projects. For example, have your kids create a “joke jar” by decorating a jar and filling it with folded pieces of paper, each containing a fall joke.

Lunchbox surprises

Slip a fall joke card into your child’s lunchbox for a delightful surprise that’ll bring smiles to their lunch break.

Jokes for chores

Make household chores more enjoyable by sharing a joke before tackling each task. It’ll add an element of fun to an otherwise mundane routine.

Jokes in greeting cards 

Include a fall joke in cards for birthdays, thank-yous, or any special occasions.

Nature walk jokes

Take your kids on a nature walk and tape or tie fall joke cards to trees or bushes along the way. As they explore, they’ll discover the jokes and share laughs.

Scavenger hunt laughs

Organize a fall-themed scavenger hunt where the clues are written in the form of jokes. Each joke leads them to the next clue or hidden treasure.

Leafy jokes

Write fall jokes on colorful paper or leaves and hang them as decorations around the house or yard.

Themed dinner fun

Have a fall-themed family dinner night where each family member shares a joke related to autumn before digging into the meal.

Car ride chuckles

Keep a set of fall joke cards handy in the car. Use them to pass the time during road trips or daily commutes, turning the journey into a laughter-filled adventure.

Decorative jokes 

Hang a string with clips in a common area of your home and display fall joke cards. Whenever family members walk by, they can take a moment to read and chuckle.


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